thurgis:

everythingfox:

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(via)

asmodeanmelancholia:

penis-peeper:

everyonesaguru:

adraneia:

penis-peeper:

being attracted to men is a gift actually

a curse

girl shut the hell up I’m topping your grandpa and also your father .

that-twink-over-there:

mysharona1987:

anordinaryseal:

Repost this seal and wish will come true.

slutprivilege:

gothgfs:

national holiday

captain-price-officially:

big if true

ottermatopoeia:

siriuslymeg:

borzboy:

yondus-wife:

scoobertdoobertlove:

ladyallo:

colorguardian18:

a-walking-lovesong:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

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millennial-review:

cipheramnesia:

stefkaryan:

cipheramnesia:

ms-demeanor:

wordcubed:

winelover1989:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thelouisfanclub:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

wehaveallgotknives:

blueboy1299:

raptorific:

potatoochann:

raptorific:

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

Is it a sin to blast rope to waluigi hentai? Waluigi is nobody’s wife, so far as I know, and the “masturbation is a sin” thing is a misconception. Maybe this is fine in the eyes of the Lord and Jesus didn’t see it.

It’s also Catholic canon that masturbation is in fact a sin (sorry hun)

So it’s the Pope’s fault that Jesus had to watch a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai?

Wait…christians can’t masturbate??? But what would a religious christian do if they got horny?

How to Blast Rope in a God-Honoring Way

Okay you start by finding some Waluigi hentai -

Right right and then?

Catholics can’t masturbate except within partnered sexual activity. Solo masturbation is considered an act of lust and a lack of self-control, often with a side of objectification. Within the marriage bed, however, it can be helpful. If one masturbates as part of intercourse, or if partners do so for one another, it can improve the experience for both. It then becomes healthy and good.

So if I were to marry Waluigi, I could hypothetically play ride em cowboy with myself til I roped and hog tied his whole face, but in a Catholic and god honoring way.

dzamie:

pyomorphic:

even a libertarian is right twice a day

ardnale:

anubianpagan:

everythingfox:

This is so dramatic

@solebrothernumerodos