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March 2012

“I’d rather it be stick up than stand down
I ain’t tryna go from hands up to hand outs
Funny how I went from stand up to stand out
Cause everything I was made me what I am now”
—Mike G, “Moracular World”
Mar 30, 2012
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Mar 29, 201233,608 notes
#My girl actually does a couple of these things. #Imagine if she did them all tho...
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:O I hate you.

I didn’t know I fucked them. I was asleep when it happened

Mar 29, 2012
Did you fuck all my bitches?

No. I only fucked 4 of them

Mar 28, 2012
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

subliminalities.tumblr.com/ask

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Rant time

You know what I don’t get? Why do girls dress provocatively, but get upset when guys stare or hit on them? You know what else I don’t get? Why do a lot of teenagers think it’s alright to show off their cleavage like it’s nothing? Now I wouldn’t be thinking this if I didn’t see something to provoke these thoughts. So today I’m walking to the bus after school when I see this girl who’s about 16 years old wearing a dress and a leather jacket. The dress wasn’t too short, but the dress was super low cut and exposed hella cleavage. Any shorter and I think you would see nips. At first I was like “Cool, tits”. A couple seconds later, I think to myself “Wow, that’s really bad for someone her age”. Maybe I’m just getting old (I’m 18), but I don’t think she should get away with showing off her tits like that. Now don’t get me wrong, if your tits are big and a little cleavage shows, that’s understandable, but if you’re showing almost your full rack, you need to chiggity-check yourself before you giggity-get raped. That’s how the song goes, right?

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Wait (the whisper song) Ying Yang Twins

teastef:

computersaysnooo:

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If George Zimmerman hasn't been arrested by now, he never will be arrested.
Mar 19, 20122 notes
People cared longer about the app Draw Something than they did about Joseph Kony
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Help wgkta get to 2k followers!!!

Hurry up! I wanna see some tittays!!! (But for real tho, she’s cool peoples)

http://wgkta.tumblr.com

Mar 18, 2012
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I'm ready for motherhood.
  • Moms: Nalani, you need to eat those vegetables before you leave this table.
  • Pops: That's right. And you can't have any tea, either.
  • Nalani (whining): But I don't like string beans!
  • Me: Hey. You know what happens when you don't eat your vegetables?
  • Nalani: What?
  • Me: You don't grow. And when you don't grow, people laugh at you. And then, you live your life as the old short lady, with a lot of cats, and your house always smells like pee, and mothballs. And all the boys will say you have cooties. You will be lonely for the rest of your days.
  • Moms: Zakiya.
  • Me: What?
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#STOPKONY2012...and stop playing with your wiener in the middle of the street.  → huffingtonpost.com

rustyredenbacher:

Game over for this dude. TMZ got the video. Hit the link.

Game. Over. 

That was quick.

RR

It was a matter of time

Mar 16, 20122 notes
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