I ain’t tryna go from hands up to hand outs
Funny how I went from stand up to stand out
Cause everything I was made me what I am now” —Mike G, “Moracular World”
I didn’t know I fucked them. I was asleep when it happened
No. I only fucked 4 of them
You know what I don’t get? Why do girls dress provocatively, but get upset when guys stare or hit on them? You know what else I don’t get? Why do a lot of teenagers think it’s alright to show off their cleavage like it’s nothing? Now I wouldn’t be thinking this if I didn’t see something to provoke these thoughts. So today I’m walking to the bus after school when I see this girl who’s about 16 years old wearing a dress and a leather jacket. The dress wasn’t too short, but the dress was super low cut and exposed hella cleavage. Any shorter and I think you would see nips. At first I was like “Cool, tits”. A couple seconds later, I think to myself “Wow, that’s really bad for someone her age”. Maybe I’m just getting old (I’m 18), but I don’t think she should get away with showing off her tits like that. Now don’t get me wrong, if your tits are big and a little cleavage shows, that’s understandable, but if you’re showing almost your full rack, you need to chiggity-check yourself before you giggity-get raped. That’s how the song goes, right?
Hurry up! I wanna see some tittays!!! (But for real tho, she’s cool peoples)